Any Chance We're Getting a Little Loose with Scripture These Days?

Today I picked up my copy of "The Guys with Greying Dark Brown Hair Named Vearl Who Live in Northwestern Arizona and Work at a Bank Daily Chronological Study Bible" (NBRISV* with snap enclosure and the "Robin's Egg Blue", soft-touch faux leather cover)...

Enough said?

_{NBRISV: That's the "New Bankers Revised International Standard Version" translation...}